A long long time ago I can still remember when our party went to Cazic Thule And I knew if I had my chance I'd get some charisma pants And maybe I could mez things for a while But my bad luck that day persisted With every spell I cast resisted Bad news from the onset We hadn't reached the zone yet I think I might've cried a bit when I first took that bad faction hit But that was not the worst of it When my Enchanter died So, Bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy Some big lizard killed our wizard Now there's blood in his eye Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry And you'd better find a good place to die Better find a good place to die The druid said he knew the way We weren't sure, but followed anyway Maybe he could lead us there And I do believe he tried his best The others, they were less impressed When several times we passed by the same stairs But then suddenly we weren't alone Then someone shouted "Train to zone!" We all were unprepared Man, those lizards were everywhere I was a tiny little gnomish chap With a chipped bone collar and a savant's cap But I knew that my luck was crap When my Enchanter died They started singin' Bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy Some big lizard killed our wizard Now there's blood in his eye Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry And you'd better find a good place to die Better find a good place to die Well for two hours we were on our own The others stuck in another zone The warrior, the rogue and me Well the warrior fought with a lot of skill And a sword he borrowed from his guild And a dose of my Alacrity But then while she tried to zone back in The Cleric went linkdead again And so to our dismay No rezzes came our way And while some might think it isn't fair I died each time I zoned in there I soon had corpses everywhere When my Enchanter died They were singing Bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy Some big lizard killed our wizard Now there's blood in his eye Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry And you'd better find a good place to die Better find a good place to die The sad thing is this story's true And I lost a level, nearly two But sometimes it just goes that way I tried to make the best of it And at least my skills went up a bit But I didn't get one piece of loot that day I tried to hail an NPC Thought he might have some small quest for me But no reply was spoken I guess that quest was broken I knew I could count on my friends To help me level up again We went to Mistmoore that weekend And my Enchanter died And they were singing Bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy Some big lizard killed our wizard Now there's blood in his eye Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry And you'd better find a good place to die Better find a good place to die They were singing bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy Some big lizard killed our wizard Now there's blood in his eye Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry And you'd better find a good place to die
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